Chuck Norris

I don't know if it's just a military thing, but these Chuck Norris Facts are everywhere. All deployed servicemembers with e-mail seem to get a daily allotment of Chuck Norris Facts in their inboxes. Here is an assortment:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Okay, let's transition from silliness to the real Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is a veteran, having served in the U.S. Air Force from 1958-1962. Everyone knows about his martial arts savvy, but he is also a loving family man, a devout Christian, and founder of the Kick Start youth program.

Chuck Norris is also a big supporter of the U.S. Military. He understands sacrifice, as his younger brother Weiland Norris was killed in Vietnam. Recently, Mr. Norris visited U.S. Marines in Iraq during a USO tour. See the video:



Thanks, Chuck Norris, for your support of the U.S. Military.

Thanks to Blackfive for their Chuck Norris article, which was a catalyst for this posting.